My website www.hypnotictoast.com is finally up! Yay! Check it out yall, and tell me what you think.

Wizard’s “What class are you?” quiz is an insult to INT bit.ly/VEb9 #DungeonsandDragons #roleplaying #gaming

@zachdonovan I’ve been dreaming of hamburgers #food gaming articles; so far this is my favorite bit.ly/9NS253

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Did a Google search for nun outfit and this is what came up New Sexy Adult Costume tinyurl.com/buytwit/p…

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You do a lot of waiting on film sets. There is just tons of boring time, then a high spike of intense action, then nothing. It’s like combat

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@zachdonovan first broccoli, and now supacool? it’s all too amazing. I’m going to name my kid lenny suckmyass deluca.

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RT @feliciaday: I love you Ok Go: bit.ly/OMGokgo How many takes?! BE HONEST!

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Catching up with transplant boy pt. 2

Well, it’s taken me a few days longer to come up with the second part of catching up with transplant boy, but the Olympics were on! Man, that final hockey game was so amazing, I may just start …

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Hair update: Pits, out. Mustache, ever so slightly in. It’s like I’m 13 all over again!

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The the girl at the end of the Dulcolax commerical running on the Olympics is SO HAPPY she took a shit…her friends are too!ut cars?

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Catching up with transplant boy pt. 1

Welcome one and all, to another long overdue post! A lot has happened since I said I was going to get a transplant, namely the transplant, but I’ll try to summarize as best I can the last two months. …

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My favorite kind of satire is when the real skewer is aimed not at someone/thing, but at ridiculous ideas people have about people/things

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Getting a Transplant

I apologize for not posting for a while, but I’ve been busy, and busy equals news, so here it is: I am going to get the stem cell transplant. In fact, I’m being admitted into the hospital today …

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Transplants on the theoretical horizon

It certainly has been a while since my last post, and for all those fiending for new material, I apologize.

Some wild stuff has been going down in my life, and I been swept around, this way and that, …

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The Result of my Pirate Personality Test is…

The Bilge Rat

Hygiene is just that thing that happens to other pirates.

You like what you like. Taking a cannonball to the head in your younger days hasn’t helped. Not one to take risks, you enjoy …

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Transfusions are spooky?

This past Thursday I went into the doctor’s office to get my weekly blood test; the numbers revealed that my bone marrow had yet to bounce back, and that my platelet level in particular was even lower …

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Male vs Female Brain

In response to my cousin Megan’s link to the BBC’s Male vs Female Brain Test, I have posted my results, as well as another link to the test, in case others would like to take it. …

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Left vs Right Brain Test

I just took an online test to determine which side of the brain you favor, right or left. Here are my results:

Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz

The higher of these two numbers below indicates which side …

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Embarassing Moments for Frogs

So remember that screenshot I posted of a cartoon I said I was going to finish in a week a month ago? Well, I finally finished it.

All two minutes of it. Here it is, and let me know what you think! …

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Gleevec’s out

Good news!

I got the first half of my test results back this Tuesday (the bone marrow test), and they show I have no blast cells in my marrow, which means I am still in chronic phase, and not …

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Drum subbing

Good news! I have unearthed a video of me playing with one of my favorite bands of all time, The Candy Apples.

Never heard of them? Now you have.

I was introduced to their music back in 2005 by …

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A Change of Meds

The warmest of hellos! Some of you may have heard about my experiences last night, but for those who haven’t, and those who haven’t heard enough, I give you this explanation.

As I mentioned in my post …

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Insurance dun dun duuun!

Big news! Finally, this blog ties into current political events, a major goal of mine for at least five minutes now. That issue is, as you may have surmised from the title, health insurance.

This is a …

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Bleeding and other things

Hello folks! So a more formal update is in order, I believe.

So I get a call from the hospital the other day and get the full fatty (my new word for skinny) on my health at the moment. As I mentioned …

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The Big Day! …kind of

Well folks, the big day has come and gone (please refer to my last post), and it turns out to have been a big anti-climax.

First, I went to the podiatrist, and they DIDN’T operate on my toes, which I …

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