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Serial Mom, 1994 - ★★★★★

I can’t believe it took me this long to see this. A+

Godzilla vs. Destoroyah, 1995

In this one the Godzilla is on fire and lights up and is in water. The actor in the suit needs a medal.

Marty Supreme, 2025 - ★★★½

Another safdie joint where one asshole burns his life to the ground and everyone yelling. I had a good time.

My letterboxed year in review for 2025. I watched 48 movies. Is that…good? 🍿

Buckaroo Banzai Declassified, 2002

Watched on Thursday January 1, 2026.

Watched: Buckaroo Banzai Declassified 🍿

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, 1984

Watched on Thursday January 1, 2026.

Watched: Chernobyl. Fantastic as it is devastating. I learned a lot. 🍿

The Return of Godzilla, 1984

The models, destruction, and monster suit look amazing. The ending is a wet noodle. The product is pretty fun.

Someone on Bluesky said to read the synopsis for the Disney TV movie The Luck of the Irish (2001). I did, and I encourage you to as well. 🍿

In science class, a magnet attaches to his coin and he realizes that his lucky gold coin was stolen. He rushes home to tell his parents and walks in to see that his mother has shrunk to one foot tall.

Mothra vs. Godzilla, 1964 (contains spoilers)

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Really nice cinematography, doing wide shots and camera moves that you don’t always see in the human scenes. Also, two caterpillars kick Godzilla's ass with webbing.

King Kong vs. Godzilla, 1962 (contains spoilers)

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In this one, it’s pretty racist.

Godzilla vs. Biollante, 1989 (contains spoilers)

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In this one, the psychic gets turned into a flower monster, and a man in a hard hat gets bonked with a big bonk sound.

Bring Her Back, 2025 - ★★★★

Sally Hawkins is so, so good. She gives the biggest feel bad toxic positivity performance I've maybe ever seen, and somehow you're still sort of rooting for her. Also, features one of the gnarliest gore scenes that had my roommates and I crawling up the couch. A+.

Weapons, 2025 - ★★★★

Finally got around to seeing this. Wha a romp. Beat window smashing in recent memory.

Talk to Me, 2022 - ★★★★

What a great modern horror movie.

Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla, 1994

This movie happened.

One Battle After Another, 2025 - ★★★★★

This movie rules. Saw it in vista vision and only the front row was left. Had a great time but my neck hurts.

Amélie, 2001 - ★★★★★

Watched on Monday September 15, 2025.

Harold and Maude, 1971 - ★★★★★

Watched on Monday September 15, 2025.

Sorry, Baby, 2025 - ★★★★

Heavy slice of life with just enough wry humor.

Honey Don't!, 2025 - ★★★

Watched on Friday August 22, 2025.

Click, 2006 - ½

Why did I watch this? It’s some real dime store cats in the cradle shit, while being wrong minded sixteen different ways.

The Naked Gun, 2025 - ★★★½

Turns out, the perfect amount of stupid is “very”.

The Naked Gun, 2025 - ★★★½

Turns out, the perfect amount of stupid is “very”.