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You Can See Everything, 2026 - ★★★★★

I can see everything is everything I wanted and more. Go see it in a packed theater if you can get a ticket.

Razorback, 1984 - ★★

Starts insane, goes fairly grounded for a bit, then goes bug fuck nuts for the final stretch. Feels like a good DP shot a student film.

I Spit on Your Grave, 1978

Less a movie and more an encapsulation of toxic masculinity via 70s grindhouse. I know it’s important historically but god damn you know?

The House by the Cemetery, 1981 - ★★★½

My favorite part was when the real estate agent drives over a grave and goes, “damn tombstone!”

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, 2026 - ★★★★½

Two women covered in blood are walking forward against a background of concentric square frames with the text Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma below them.

Incredible movie. Does something genuinely original and effecting. If you’ve seen all the Friday the 13th movies you’ll get all the loving references, but it’s not necessary to enjoy. Great needle drops as well. Hahah einbinder is perfectly cast and Gillian Anderson is jaw droppingly magnetic. God damn this movie rules so hard I’m mad.

Dagon, 2001

A monstrous figure with sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes emerges from a dark, watery background above the title DAGON.

Quite possibly the wettest film.

Blacula, 1972

A terrifying vampire with fangs and a wooden stake in his chest stands behind a woman in white while three ghostly figures and the bold red text BLACULA appear below.

I was unprepared for how cool Blacula is.

Us, 2019

A person wearing a red outfit and a brown glove holds a mask with hollow eyes in front of their face, revealing a tearful face behind the mask, with the word Us at the bottom.

Still rips.

Backrooms, 2026 - ★★★½

Some fun creepy pasta over here.

Primetime, 2026 - ★★★★

Art

Siren: The Voices of Shelley Beattie, 2025 - ★★★★

I didn't know who Shelley was before watching this, but this was the doc I needed to see right now. It's a well made movie of a fascinating, impressive, and tragic person.

Hope, 2026

Man there’s so much of this movie that rules, but there’s also so many checkhovs guns that are set up and then politely holstered that I didn’t feel the tension of the setups concluded. The ending truly sucked.

I didn’t realize that the Coyote vs. Acme movie is based on a short piece in The New Yorker from 1990, by Ian Frazier. They’re both good!

Media Diet: September 2024

I had a draft saved from 2 years ago about my media diet. Some may say it’s too late to finish and publish it, but I say let’s sit with what I was peeping back in 2024.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments — Sting of Death, 2026

I laughed a lot.

Coyote vs. Acme, 2026 - ★★★

Surprisingly heartwarming! Others have noted the anti-capitalist themes, which are certainly here, and made more relevant by the movie almost not seeing release so Warner could write it off on their taxes. It's also got some solid jokes and Will Forte is always great. I didn't love how the movie looked; the animation is all 3D made to look like hand drawn, and it ends up looking like a video game. All and all, good fun.

The Invite, 2026 - ★★★½

Very funny. Relationships go boom.

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, 2025 - ★★★★★

Watched on Friday August 7, 2026.

Hairspray, 1988 - ★★★★

A man and a woman are posing with their legs crossed against a red background, with the colorful word Hairspray displayed prominently between them.

Still the best.

Toy Story 5, 2026

Popular animated characters from Toy Story are gathered together behind a friendly, animated frog-shaped device displaying the message Hi! Let's play! with the title Toy Story 5 prominently shown above them.

It’s a thin soup at this point.

Evil Dead Burn, 2026

A terrified person is being strangled by a dark, clawed hand with a fiery background and the title Evil Dead Burn displayed.

Felt like a follow up to the 2013 remake in four tone, but way more gross. There’s lots of gore but it was the no blood moment that made me gag.

Obsession, 2025

A young man is sitting inside a car at night, intently looking at an object in his hands, while the word OBSESSION is prominently displayed in the background.

I’ve seen it twice in the theaters now and I picked up more the second time. I was also the oldest person in the theater by a good amount both times. I’m hip.

Evil Dead II, 1987

Watched on Thursday July 16, 2026.

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, 2026

Fun sequel. Hard to pull off a decent one with a high concept premise like this and while it doesn’t reach the original it’s a real good time.

Ready or Not, 2019

Really fun and more emotional than I expected. Ace cast.