Chris DeLuca

Before I get into the leukemia update portion of this post, I would like to announce the launch of my website, www.hypnotictoast.com! It collects all my digitizable work to date, and will be a major … Read more

My website www.hypnotictoast.com is finally up! Yay! Check it out yall, and tell me what you think.

Wizard’s “What class are you?” quiz is an insult to INT bit.ly/VEb9 #DungeonsandDragons #roleplaying #gaming

@zachdonovan I’ve been dreaming of hamburgers #food gaming articles; so far this is my favorite bit.ly/9NS253

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Did a Google search for nun outfit and this is what came up New Sexy Adult Costume tinyurl.com/buytwit/p…

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You do a lot of waiting on film sets. There is just tons of boring time, then a high spike of intense action, then nothing. It’s like combat

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@zachdonovan first broccoli, and now supacool? it’s all too amazing. I’m going to name my kid lenny suckmyass deluca.

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RT @feliciaday: I love you Ok Go: bit.ly/OMGokgo How many takes?! BE HONEST!

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Well, it’s taken me a few days longer to come up with the second part of catching up with transplant boy, but the Olympics were on! Man, that final hockey game was so amazing, I may just start … Read more

Hair update: Pits, out. Mustache, ever so slightly in. It’s like I’m 13 all over again!

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The the girl at the end of the Dulcolax commerical running on the Olympics is SO HAPPY she took a shit…her friends are too!ut cars?

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Welcome one and all, to another long overdue post! A lot has happened since I said I was going to get a transplant, namely the transplant, but I’ll try to summarize as best I can the last two months. … Read more

My favorite kind of satire is when the real skewer is aimed not at someone/thing, but at ridiculous ideas people have about people/things

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I apologize for not posting for a while, but I’ve been busy, and busy equals news, so here it is: I am going to get the stem cell transplant. In fact, I’m being admitted into the hospital today … Read more

It certainly has been a while since my last post, and for all those fiending for new material, I apologize. Some wild stuff has been going down in my life, and I been swept around, this way and that, … Read more

The Bilge Rat Hygiene is just that thing that happens to other pirates. You like what you like. Taking a cannonball to the head in your younger days hasn’t helped. Not one to take risks, you enjoy … Read more

This past Thursday I went into the doctor’s office to get my weekly blood test; the numbers revealed that my bone marrow had yet to bounce back, and that my platelet level in particular was even lower … Read more

In response to my cousin Megan’s link to the BBC’s Male vs Female Brain Test, I have posted my results, as well as another link to the test, in case others would like to take it. … Read more

I just took an online test to determine which side of the brain you favor, right or left. Here are my results: Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz The higher of these two numbers below indicates which side … Read more

So remember that screenshot I posted of a cartoon I said I was going to finish in a week a month ago? Well, I finally finished it. All two minutes of it. Here it is, and let me know what you think! … Read more

Good news! I got the first half of my test results back this Tuesday (the bone marrow test), and they show I have no blast cells in my marrow, which means I am still in chronic phase, and not … Read more

Good news! I have unearthed a video of me playing with one of my favorite bands of all time, The Candy Apples. Never heard of them? Now you have. I was introduced to their music back in 2005 by my … Read more

The warmest of hellos! Some of you may have heard about my experiences last night, but for those who haven’t, and those who haven’t heard enough, I give you this explanation. As I mentioned in my post … Read more

Big news! Finally, this blog ties into current political events, a major goal of mine for at least five minutes now. That issue is, as you may have surmised from the title, health insurance. This is a … Read more

Hello folks! So a more formal update is in order, I believe. So I get a call from the hospital the other day and get the full fatty (my new word for skinny) on my health at the moment. As I mentioned … Read more