Weird Al’s new album is really good t.co/e0h1l8r7U… #weirdal
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This site is amazing t.co/oIZtkfQlJ… #starwars
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I love meta humor. #hashtag
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RT @alyankovic: It’s official. MANDATORY FUN enters the Billboard album chart this week at #1. Wow. WOW.
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I never saw I Know What You Did Last Summer, so I can only imagine it’s a movie about swimming and picnics. #movies
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I was wondering why #GirlTalk hasn’t been sued…Here’s the answer! t.co/VOkASpOuh… I wish he would get sued so copyright wouldn’t suck
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Have you ever been lying naked in a field and think, “I’ve been robbed,”?
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I’ve lived, loved, and lpvd, if we’re moving left to right on the keyboard. #keyboardjokes
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This is funny t.co/MkxVglPeH… damn #clickbait
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“Whoa, what’s in this vault…ahhhhh!” #WorseMoonLandingQuotes #PowerRangers t.co/TxtXYkpIY…
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Nope, going to the moon didn’t cure my crippling fear of space. #WorseMoonLandingQuotes
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This is better than a moon-bounce! #WorseMoonLandingQuotes
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“Aw man, it’s not cheese.” #WorseMoonLandingQuotes
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@marcmaron @normmacdonald That was a really fun episode.
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John C. Beck, author of Good vs Good — Count to ten when a plane goes down… t.co/rq6DxeNYC… this is a good story
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5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren’t Acting (Part 4) | t.co/DWU02gEgG…
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I decided to split the difference and cover it with my shirt.
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I’m on the subway and just realized my fly is prominently unzipped. Do I fix it now and draw attention, or wait until I get home?
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
#douglasadams
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RT @GeorgeTakei: Troll trolling at its best. t.co/krBk5crVb…
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Better Living Through Chemistry apparently doesn’t apply to meth.
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In line to see Ratliff and Woods at #ucb #Improv
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I want to see @SteveMartinToGo to star in a movie based on his twitter persona. And maybe not make him a dad this time.
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How To Win Friends And Influence People is a weird title. It’s like friends are a prize at a carnival. “Throw a dart and win a friend!” #wtf
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Do you think every other hobbit was pissed that The Hobbit wasn’t about them? #lotr
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