Why do people talk about fictional characters as if their abilities are real? Sherlock Holmes can’t be the best detective who ever lived.
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Study: Infants Can Smell Mothers’ Fears | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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The phrase “Barry rides again,” is a triumphant return. However, “Barry rides, again,” let’s us know that Barry needs to stop fucking riding, already. #grammar
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I’m pretty sure this is a serious link. It’s someone arguing that the Beatles were Astronauts. t.co/k4tQfTnvj… #Beatles #Conspiracy
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101 Damnation’s #DogMovies #humanmovies
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Apocalypse Bow-wow #DogMovies
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Moist #DogMovies
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Heelraiser #DogMovies
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Puppies Take Manhattan #DogMovies
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I want better conspiracy theories. Here’s one: The Illuminati hired aliens to fake the moon landing, enraging Big Foot to shoot JFK. #yes
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Several weeks ago, I bought Super #Castlevania from @Solari2600. I still haven’t beat the first level. #OldGamesAreHard #IAmNotGreatAtGames
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A wolf in sheep’s clothing is not that bad. A wolf in clown clothing, now that’s the stuff of nightmares.
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The Perverts Guide to Ideology is a really good philosophical documentary. It’s on #netflix
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I don’t really use Pinterest, or apply beauty tips from the internet, but this article is hilarious. t.co/wEImvQ873… #cracked
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The New York Times has come out in support if the federal legalization of marajuana. t.co/uNsp224sS…
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#nintendo has first party titles in every genre I can think of.
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“Great party people like big pig blankets.” - A line from a children’s book that should exist. #iwish
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You’re so ugly, that after you were born, God stopped existing. #sickburns #existentialburns
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If you like scary movies, than you’ll LOVE looking in the mirror. #sickburns
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“To be profound is to fancifully state the obvious. “ - Arthur C. Hubbins III #quotes
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You know, none of the technology promised in those History Channel documentaries from fifteen years ago has come true. #nohoverbelt
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RT @GeorgeTakei: From a fan in NYC. Proofreading matters! t.co/wR4T7hZPp…
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If your eyes are a window to the soul, is your nose the chimney? Should I cram presents up there, is what I’m asking?
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Reading is transformative; without it, you couldn’t be smart while sitting on your ass. #truefacts
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6 Mind-Blowing Discoveries We Just Made About Famous Art | t.co/DWU02gEgG… t.co/z31ldQUwS…
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