It’s like if Humphrey Bogart and Tina Fey had a baby. —Stephen Spielberg
Gwen Gween, junior detective
Folks, it is my distinct pleasure, honor, and plonor1 to announce the
release of The Pulp Tales of Gwendolyn Gween, P.I., a scripted serial
comedy podcast I wrote and created with my partner Daniel Contreras. In fact,
not only is the show released, all six episodes in this season are out right
now, so you can binge the whole thing.
However convincing the above has been in getting you to blindly subscribe to
something on the internet, you may still have some questions.
What Is This Crap?
Dick Dirk, Gwen's alcoholism-loving boss
Rude, but I’ll allow it.
The Pulp Tales of Gwendolyn Gween, P.I. is a scripted comedy
podcast. That means it’s not people talking about their re-watch of some
90’s sitcom, or discussions about something educational. While those are all
awesome shows, The Pulp Tales of Gwendolyn Gween, P.I. is carefully
written, and performed by talented actors, like a TV show, but for your ears.
Vicky Vance, Gwen's rich main bitch
The show is a pastiche of film noir set in New York City, and follows a junior
detective, Gwen Gween, as she cracks cases and searches for her lost parents
amidst a world gone mad. If that doesn’t sound exciting, then check your
adrenal glands. If that doesn’t sound funny, then just listen for a few minutes
and we’ll hopefully prove your doubting ass wrong.
Ooley, Gwen's deeply strange uncle
This is a serialized show, so you need to listen to each episode in succession
to understand the plot. That may sound like a lot more work, but you already do
it for every HBO show and it really just means there’s jokes that reference
other jokes.
Why Should I Care?
Because if you’re reading this, chances are, this show is for you.
If you like dark stories about a dark town told with a dark sense of humor and
farts, you should subscribe. If you like word play, gun play, horse play,
and ass play, you should subscribe. If you like finding out about
something cool before everyone else does and then being really pompous about it
when all your friends start talking about it two years later, you should
subscribe. If you’ve read this far in this article, come on, you should
subscribe.
Where Can I Get It?
So glad you asked!
Hector Savala, dumb-dumb man-fatale with a secret
You can find The Pulp Tales of Gwendolyn Gween, P.I. on iTunes/Apple
Podcasts, Stitcher, or where ever you listen to podcasts, and you can
find all the links and more information at our website.
Also, you can follow us on Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, and
Twitter, where we post a lot more pictures and videos about the show.
Finally, keep tabs on duncecap.nyc, our production company website, for
more sweet stuff in the very near future.
Wrap It Up
I’m really proud of this show, and I think you’re really going to like it. If
you do enjoy it, tell a friend. If you don’t, keep your yap shut.