Fun experiment; go to the gym and lock someone else’s locker.

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Should you even bother reading an article on SEO if it’s not the top google result?

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In the land of the mouse, only the squeak survive

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned about birds, it’s that their omens. Omens of poop. #birds #poop #omens

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New meal: scrunch. It’s between breakfast and lunch when you have no time. #idea

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NYC #subways are tunnels of love for rats.

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I want to start a spam company that emails people about how they can shrink their penis, and see if anyone notices.

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