Overheard in New York at my local deli.
Give me some sliced lettuce and tomato so I can make a sandwich later. I made my own roast beef at home.
He points at the deli meats in the window.
This shit will kill you. With all the sodium they put in there? Forget it, bro. I make it at home. I just haven’t figured out how to make cheese yet. Once I get that? Fuck.