Why the shlong face?
—some dickhead #quotes
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American Bible premieres Tuesday night on #NBC! t.co/WEAZsU4Be… #TheNEWReality
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Fear Tractor premieres Monday night on #NBC! t.co/rAk3MCS6F… #TheNEWReality
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So You Think You Can Cough? Premiere’s Friday night on #NBC! t.co/oyAMvUtj9… #TheNEWReality
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American History Ox #BadNatureShows
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American Bridle #BadNatureShows
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Leave it to Beaver #BadNatureShows
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Most people in the world don’t know about whatever your favorite thing is. #itstrue
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I saw Get On Up this weekend with Andy McCarthy. Aside from the standard docu drama cliches, it was awesome to hear the music in a theater.
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I can’t really grasp it, yet. I feel like a cartoon character who ran out over a cliff, and is just about to realize it. #RipRobinWilliams
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RT @moshekasher: If yr wondering why comics are acting like we lost 1 of our own,its because he always acted like he was.Never a movie sta…
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RT @SpencerAlthouse: Robin Williams’ answer to “If heaven exists what would you like to hear god say when you arrive?” t.co/U1ga46s4…
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RT @ChrisGethard: This is the face of my mental illness, and I’m ok with you seeing it. #NoShame #RIPRobinWilliams t.co/NvoUwT6J0…
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RT @patbaer: Here’s Robin Williams performing at @UCBTheatreNY with Bangs. t.co/8ncUybJ2r… Most of the show edited, group games in …
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RT @NBCNightlyNews: MORE: Comedian Robin Williams found dead at age 63 t.co/mTqdSfFKS… t.co/aFHYHkdKm…
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RT @SirPatStew: And my first music festival is over. t.co/zB9GvnFHX…
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I gotta read Brave New World now. t.co/lVzoWfM38…
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I Liked Everything I Saw on Facebook for Two Days. Here’s What It Did to Me | Gadget Lab | WIRED t.co/WSgpt1LYM…
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Every one of these babies is pooping #Pampers t.co/6Ffc6UGud…
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Goldilocks found 3 bowels of porridge in the cottage… And went home, because that’s someone else’s food. #BoringFairyTales
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The small good wolf huffed and puffed…after helping the pigs build their houses. #BoringFairyTales
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Confirming what we all suspected, reality shows are evil. t.co/FlOyUjXTs…
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A legal battle is ramping up to determine if monkey’s can own a copyright. I’m really excited. t.co/KfT7UwBPl…
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