7 Horrors of Ferguson Policing (Made Less Awful With Farts) | t.co/34ycJLyBb… t.co/7dk94Qq48…
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I just climbed 6 flights of stairs. I shouldn’t feel like this much death.
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“We all shit in the same place now. Someone will have to get rid of it. Not it!” - Everyone except the first sanitation worker #quotes
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Little jack Horner, lived on the corner, smoking his curds and whey… that’s how it goes, right?
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I got shivers just looking at the pictures. From beauty and terror t.co/eGDjLk4wC…
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Chinese Movie Theaters Displaying Audience Texts On Screen | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source t.co/yJCTIkliB…
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I just bought the 5th Edition D&D Player’s Handbook. I’m very excited. t.co/SpPg9bJSZ…
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This is actually pretty funny t.co/jk55sENfr…
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RT @TKav: @DavidBlue t.co/3o03hayIl…
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Well said, and scary. t.co/dApIIJEsL…
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Hey Missouri, here’s another idea: sanity. t.co/o71sTVynz… #Ferguson
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Adam Carolla settles with patent troll t.co/0wSuU8VXv…
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Ferguson, MO and Police Militarizati…: t.co/l7EgiPpHP… via @YouTube
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Speed 3 should be about Keanue Reeves taking speed and constantly running, or else he’ll have to answer for being on speed. #movies
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Amy Poehler on Why Great People Do Things before They’re Ready t.co/x9ajQiu1c…
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“I love soup! But I hate spoons.” - a sad, sad man #quotes
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Yeah, screw sharks! t.co/0ohMQt4iQ…
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Do you ever try to use the wrong mode of entry? Like taking out your keys at the subway, or your metro card at your door? #ihave
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Ha! This is good. t.co/jOMee99e4…
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Diversity of Various Tech Companies By the Numbers — Pixel Envy t.co/O5RvEtveN…
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How much did Ralph vomit for his name to become a euphemism for it?
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“I knew it!” - a conspiracy theorist, whenever anything happens #quotes
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