Man does not like snakes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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RIP Joan Rivers t.co/1AAqlVpsH…

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“I beat you!” - Kindergarteners racing, or the Ferguson police?

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Ah that’s fun. t.co/cglw3OUBp…

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My first impressions on D&D 5th edition. More impressions to come. t.co/N132f9M9o…

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Yeah this is good. t.co/NrORmUWoI…

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t.co/8rgBeJrNs… What our reactions to te celeb hack say about us.

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D&D 5th Edition First Impressions

I bought the new 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons players handbook. Having thought 4th edition was somewhat akin to the Jar-Jar Binks of D&amp;D, I was excited to be excited by the game again. I … Read more

<t.co/NJorRkR1f…> nothing radical, just some well know myths about government spending.

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I started a blog. Topics are gaming, and programming, as well as regular narritive non-fiction. t.co/7xIp3O74c…

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You know you live in a first world country if you think you deserve a medal for cleaning the bathroom.

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Aliens must exist. Otherwise, how do you explain Ann Coulter? t.co/5g4LEh9Lh…

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I am a ninja of space and time. Except I can only move forward in either one. That’s right, I can’t walk backwards.

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I have the “forgot clothes in public” dream so often, I don’t get embarrassed. “Oh crap, again? Alright guys, let’s power through this. “

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Never tell me the sky’s the limit when looking up cramps my neck.

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New game: Super Garlic Bros. It follows the adventures of Mario and Luigi’s breath. #nintendo #mariobros #videogames

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Pirates: Thieves + ocean = cool.

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Automating Jekyll Post Creation

Jekyll is a tool for static site generation, and it&rsquo;s what powers Github pages, both of which generate and host this site, respectively. It&rsquo;s a fantastic tool for hackers to create simple, … Read more

I want to do some hardcore Mr Ed fan fiction. 50 Shades of Hay.

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Research is underrated. I’d back that up, but…

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“You got a lotta nerves coming back here.” - slogan for a paranoia treatment center #iwish

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You know what I think? Nah, me neither.

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Andy and I will be on TalkShow TalkShow tonight! t.co/rVllyb63e…

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Twitter’s feature that notifies you when someone else favorites another person’s tweet is terrible. “Look, someone’s popular! It’s not you!”

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Who is the farest of of them all? No one’s talking about that. t.co/dPrThZ2bH…

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