RT @EricIdle: Why are all the National Anthems in foreign languages?
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Which is a more accurate portrait of our time, #OfficeSpace or #jerseyshore?
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Call Your Mom, my improv comedy group, has a show tomorrow at 9pm t.co/uYMgyNOJw…
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4.5 Degrees (http://t.co/8o6SZN2TNs) t.co/CFaPOEYVG…
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Amen! t.co/tLNO6gPaY…
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27th CYM Show: t.co/pz3GYGrLJ… via @YouTube
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My improvised movie pitch podcast, Pitches Ain’t Shit, is back! This week: Pounds of Flesh. t.co/vodxHosPx… @DannyCooksey #pas
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New episode of my improvised movie pitch podcast, Pitches Ain’t Shit! This week: Pounds of Flesh. t.co/MS5IYZRoM… @channingtatum #pas
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@Support I added phone # to get text alerts, and have right settings, but when I sign up for SMS for a user, I get add phone number error.
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“Anus rinsing sleaze bagger” t.co/fnDC98Gyv… #frenchknight
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“Dick porking cock manager” t.co/NbssKuEy9… #frenchknight
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“Scrotum plumbing Barbara Walters worker” t.co/q9xssJXWh… #frenchknight
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Guys, I made an insult generator. For those times you can’t think of the right crass thing, there’s t.co/YyhLf2lRg… #frenchknight
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I’m in a commercial! Thanks @Scott Gabriel! t.co/YRBBOvwKe…
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Maintain true net neutrality to protect the freedom of information in the United States. t.co/eIpMssSPr…
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Security is important, @mint. We’d like it if you supported two factor auth. t.co/yFw6ATgHF… #SupportTwoFactorAuth
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I had no idea custom tags were this cool. t.co/vboYkpwtb…
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RT @GeorgeTakei: This messaging needs some sharpening. #GetTheLeadOut t.co/pUBbaqgBE…
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I want to get the word “barph” to take off as slang, just like “phat” in the 90s. So, “That is sooo #barph !” describes something great.
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Chocolate topped bacon roses are a thing. #thedailymeal t.co/GWqHdwUmK…
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RT @spotastic: I’m selling my Flappy Bird for $50 bucks. (I’m not talking about the game).
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RT @spotastic: What ISN’T a napkin?
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RT @GeorgeTakei: Oh Myyy. t.co/3fA3unTC4…
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RT @eringriffith: really though, i can’t stop clicking on this. t.co/ZP00bLp9n…
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I want a banana funeral; I figure, I’m already dead, why not cover the place in fruit?
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