RT @JRehling: If you don’t have time to read #FergusonRiotTips, this sums it up: t.co/lW6tXn7uF…

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@1_800_moms call your mom has a show tonight at 2A in the east village at 8:30pm.

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I’m now on t.co/HPxdgqoSN… You can find me @bronzehedwick.

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Kind of heavy handed, but still rings true. t.co/9eM6RcECz…

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Anyone else have the Took Many Cooks theme still stuck in their head?

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My improv team Call Your Mom has a twitter! @1_800_moms Follow to get the funnies. Don’t follow to get so, so sad.

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Found this really cool tetris inspired game: t.co/gfIKv1cNi…

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The word “new” has been with the english language too long to be credible.

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If you’re a suck up in a biker gang, are you schmoozing for a bruising? #imsorry

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No Parent Should Have To Endure The Agony And Heartbreak Of Having A Shitty Kid t.co/zhn2UbKrM… via @clickhole

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3 Internet Shortcuts That Help No One | t.co/34ycJLyBb… t.co/XGBA2tmqy…

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I got 19 out of 25 on The Geekiest Font Quiz You Will Ever Take! t.co/JyNWqgW9g… via @lukelewis @buzzfeed

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It’s never a good sign for your brain when you have to think about what to think about.

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My improv team Call Your Mom won Indie Cage Match last week, and we’re back again this Saturday! Like our video! Yo! t.co/YjLSYGYDi…

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Everything is simple, as long as you don’t think about it. #quotes

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t.co/lxwGgDkGp… via @TheOnion

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RT @Zprov: I liked a @YouTube video from @chrisjohndeluca t.co/JWVBYeNWM… Call Your Mom Indie Cage Match Hype Video

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Happy fall!

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Call Your Mom Indie Cage Match Hype Video: t.co/qHlhjayn6… via @YouTube

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t.co/ptM9mtgFF… fun cracked article on overrated tv.

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Control Night and Day! Or at least in the web in this experiment I made. t.co/cPz9vfaZo…

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My artsy-fartsy css web experiment

The other day I had some time in between work and an improv show I was doing that night, so to pass the time, I created a simple web experiment in CSS.

I call it, Day and Night.

The quick pitch is …

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I couldn’t agree more, Picard. t.co/goIqIFwaI…

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@feliciaday do you have a chrome cast? And if so, is it weird to you that your face is on the YouTube channel screen?

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