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I recently discovered what headcannon is, and it’s silly. The #xkcd: t.co/qOtZsFwmK… The thing: t.co/h7zYvM49J… @n_o_moore

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Does anyone else get nostalgic for the future of the past? #BladeRunner #StarWars #Alien #Jetsons #2001 #Metropolis

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Bill Clinton Swag dot com is amazing. Pick 4 albums and get a image of Bill listening to them! Thanks to @Solari2600

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Awesome article about how movies can become bad. t.co/o7aEvfP5c…

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Bamboozle is probably my favorite word. It’s like a loud, sudden, boozle.

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Why do people talk about fictional characters as if their abilities are real? Sherlock Holmes can’t be the best detective who ever lived.

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Study: Infants Can Smell Mothers’ Fears | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

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The phrase “Barry rides again,” is a triumphant return. However, “Barry rides, again,” let’s us know that Barry needs to stop fucking riding, already. #grammar

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I’m pretty sure this is a serious link. It’s someone arguing that the Beatles were Astronauts. t.co/k4tQfTnvj… #Beatles #Conspiracy

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101 Damnation’s #DogMovies #humanmovies

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Apocalypse Bow-wow #DogMovies

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Moist #DogMovies

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Heelraiser #DogMovies

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Puppies Take Manhattan #DogMovies

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I want better conspiracy theories. Here’s one: The Illuminati hired aliens to fake the moon landing, enraging Big Foot to shoot JFK. #yes

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Several weeks ago, I bought Super #Castlevania from @Solari2600. I still haven’t beat the first level. #OldGamesAreHard #IAmNotGreatAtGames

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A wolf in sheep’s clothing is not that bad. A wolf in clown clothing, now that’s the stuff of nightmares.

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The Perverts Guide to Ideology is a really good philosophical documentary. It’s on #netflix

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I don’t really use Pinterest, or apply beauty tips from the internet, but this article is hilarious. t.co/wEImvQ873… #cracked

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The New York Times has come out in support if the federal legalization of marajuana. t.co/uNsp224sS…

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#nintendo has first party titles in every genre I can think of.

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“Great party people like big pig blankets.” - A line from a children’s book that should exist. #iwish

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You’re so ugly, that after you were born, God stopped existing. #sickburns #existentialburns

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If you like scary movies, than you’ll LOVE looking in the mirror. #sickburns

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