“I fought the claw and the claw won.” - every claw game #carnival #boardwalk
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We can be both nostalgic for the past and use it as an excuse. “Ah, the good old days. Don’t blame Bill for being a racist. He’s old.”
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If a Knight is Knighted, is a Dame Damed?
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Celsius 451 just doesn’t have the same ring. #RayBradbury
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“Well, buckle my nuts!” - things I wish #DonKnots would say.
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Fun Fact: the original song was It’s Raining Sven, about a bunch of Norwegian clones falling from a blimp.
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A girl wearing rubber shorts carries a bag reading, “Our game is not over.” Is that a threat?
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“To pee, or not to pee?” - a question never asked by a dog #petjokes #shakespear #groan
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Do you ever hear the word, “cantaloupe” and start attacking everyone in sight? Or is that just my trigger word? #manchuriancandidate
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal t.co/3RcZXu9gG…
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Is pubic hair straightening a business? Have the French got there yet? #BeautyEssentials
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There’s three dudes practicing a stage fight with bo staves. Some dude with a ponytail is bossing them around. It’s remarkably boring.
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Pretty sweet article on the business side of D&D t.co/5sCgjrgse… #d&d
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What if we make first contact with an alien, but it’s the equivalent of the elephant man on their planet? We’d never know.
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There’s only 6,954 things I want out of life. Is that too much to ask? #simplelife
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Google wants to map perfect health through genetics. Soon, they can advertise straight to your cells! t.co/RTgToPYox…
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The Who, What, Where, Why, and When are important, but what about the Wash? There isn’t nearly enough journalism about laundry.
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@RunicGames when is Torchlight 2 coming out for Mac! It’s been sooooooo long!
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If you like movies, structures, and the incongruities between the two, you’ll like this. t.co/6W22H0fu7…
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You know you’re out of shape when you get tired hearing old cliche’s, like, “I’ve been around the block a few times.”
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If you like movies, structures, and the incongruities between the two, you’ll like this. t.co/Zgva7DTT1…
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I am published on The Daily Meal! t.co/eyMRT089X…
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“It’s time to get eel.” - The Feastie Boys #quotes
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