Dagon, 2001
Quite possibly the wettest film.
Somehow, my data has been sold to Pennsylvania Republicans. Every election season, I get inundated with texts to vote Republican, and support horrible causes. I have never lived in Pennsylvania, I don’t vote Republican, and I don’t support horrible causes. I am happy to waste their resources, I guess.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, 2026 - ★★★★½
Incredible movie. Does something genuinely original and effecting. If you’ve seen all the Friday the 13th movies you’ll get all the loving references, but it’s not necessary to enjoy. Great needle drops as well. Hahah einbinder is perfectly cast and Gillian Anderson is jaw droppingly magnetic. God damn this movie rules so hard I’m mad.
I just heard a radio ad for Hackensack University Medical Center’s cancer treatment, featuring Dr. Michelle Denato, the doctor who treated me and saved my life. Surreal.