Chris DeLuca

The Chris DeLuca Newsletter

I was standing on the street and suddenly got the powerful and unmistakable smell of Garnier Fructis. No one was near me, and I wasn’t moving. The only possible explanation: a ghost was taking a shower.

2026-08-31

Clocked.

Text in the image says: Your dialect map. Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least. You talk most like someone from New Jersey—about 62% of your answers match a typical resident. &10;&10;The map is red over New Jersey and western New York, quickly shading to orange the yellow outside those places. Most of the rest of the country is blue.

2026-09-04

The Invite, 2026 - ★★★½

Very funny. Relationships go boom.

2026-09-05