Sunset Park goes hard for Halloween 🎃
Just got my COVID booster and flu shot 💉 💪
Them: “Oh, you play in an Orchestra! That’s so cool”
Me: “Yeah, well, I play kazoo”
Them: “That’s still pretty cool”
Me: “THIRD CHAIR”
Finished reading: Lesser Known Monsters of the 21st Century by Kim Fu 📚
Brilliant razor blade dissections of what it feels like to live in the world right now.
Found my plant at the Brooklyn botanical garden.
First rule of over sharers anonymous—tell everyone.
Good cop: Tell us what you know, and we’ll get ice cream.
Bad cop: If you don’t talk, you’ll never eat ice cream again!
Weird cop: in clown suit I prefer sorbet.
Started reading: Where it Rains in Color by Denise Crittendon 📚