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The Boy and the Heron, 2023

Watched on Saturday February 1, 2025.

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Retsina is the Queen of all she surveys. 🐈

Cecil B. Demented, 2000

Perfect movie.

Cecil B. Demented, 2000

Perfect movie.

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My friend Alex reminded me of the time we performed in a drag show circa 2008. We did a little comedy medley and lip synced some tunes. That’s me on the right. We’re looking good.

Wolf Man, 2025 - ★½

The narrative was thin and boring, which was also my nickname in collage.

Wolf Man, 2025 - ★½

The narrative was thin and boring, which was also my nickname in collage.

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A foggy day in lower Manhattan.

Stalker, 1979

Watched on Saturday January 18, 2025.

Stalker, 1979

Watched on Saturday January 18, 2025.

A Complete Unknown, 2024

I now know less about Bob Dylan.

A Complete Unknown, 2024

I now know less about Bob Dylan.

Street Fighter, 1994

As I’ve been told in no uncertain terms, this movie exists only in the present.

Street Fighter, 1994

As I’ve been told in no uncertain terms, this movie exists only in the present.

Cat hat. 🎩 🐈‍⬛

Me, a bald white guy with glasses and a big ass beard, sitting in a chair. There’s a black cat, superbass, sitting on the back of the chair, and it kind of looks like I’m wearing her as a hat. Kind of.
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Kitty cuddle season continues. 🐱

Galaxy of Terror, 1981

There’s terror spilling over the brim of this galaxy. Alien meets Jacob’s ladder. Pre Freddy Kruger Robert Englund fights himself. The mom from twin peaks is a crazed captain. A man says in all seriousness, “I live and die by the crystals”. The special effects are even pretty good for the budget. In short, Roger Corman really did a movie.

Galaxy of Terror, 1981

There’s terror spilling over the brim of this galaxy. Alien meets Jacob’s ladder. Pre Freddy Kruger Robert Englund fights himself. The mom from twin peaks is a crazed captain. A man says in all seriousness, “I live and die by the crystals”. The special effects are even pretty good for the budget. In short, Roger Corman really did a movie.

The Menu, 2022 - ★★★½

What a bunch of silly gooses.

The Menu, 2022 - ★★★½

What a bunch of silly gooses.

Silent Night, Deadly Night, 1984

Proof that horror movies were about trauma before 2010. Also Santa will kick your fucking ass.

Silent Night, Deadly Night, 1984

Proof that horror movies were about trauma before 2010. Also Santa will kick your fucking ass.

Nosferatu, 2024

Come for the sumptuous dark visuals, stay for the blood drinking sounds.

Nosferatu, 2024

Come for the sumptuous dark visuals, stay for the blood drinking sounds.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2, 2022

Gotta go faster.