RT @everydaycaitlin: RT @AnnCurry: “Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” -Abraham Lincoln

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Does anyone want to go to Lollapalooza this August? #Soundgarden #LadyGaga #GreenDay #EdwardSharpe etc.

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I never understood why “sad/brooding” equals “deep.” Just because someone’s depressed doesn’t mean they’re thinking something spectacular.

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There is a silver lining to Lance Armstrong’s testicular #cancer. if he gets kicked in the crotch, he only has half the pain.

I just got 4 gigs for my Mac Pro…oh man, 6 gigs of RAM is SOOO cool….I think I’m just to going to render everything.

This is my favorite video of the week. Freaking hilarious. “…he took their assamadoodles” bit.ly/9V6wvD

Before I get into the leukemia update portion of this post, I would like to announce the launch of my website, www.hypnotictoast.com! It collects all my digitizable work to date, and will be a major …

My website www.hypnotictoast.com is finally up! Yay! Check it out yall, and tell me what you think.

Wizard’s “What class are you?” quiz is an insult to INT bit.ly/VEb9 #DungeonsandDragons #roleplaying #gaming

@zachdonovan I’ve been dreaming of hamburgers #food gaming articles; so far this is my favorite bit.ly/9NS253

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Did a Google search for nun outfit and this is what came up New Sexy Adult Costume tinyurl.com/buytwit/p…

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You do a lot of waiting on film sets. There is just tons of boring time, then a high spike of intense action, then nothing. It’s like combat

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@zachdonovan first broccoli, and now supacool? it’s all too amazing. I’m going to name my kid lenny suckmyass deluca.

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RT @feliciaday: I love you Ok Go: bit.ly/OMGokgo How many takes?! BE HONEST!

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Well, it’s taken me a few days longer to come up with the second part of catching up with transplant boy, but the Olympics were on! Man, that final hockey game was so amazing, I may just start …

Hair update: Pits, out. Mustache, ever so slightly in. It’s like I’m 13 all over again!

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The the girl at the end of the Dulcolax commerical running on the Olympics is SO HAPPY she took a shit…her friends are too!ut cars?

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Welcome one and all, to another long overdue post! A lot has happened since I said I was going to get a transplant, namely the transplant, but I’ll try to summarize as best I can the last two months. …

My favorite kind of satire is when the real skewer is aimed not at someone/thing, but at ridiculous ideas people have about people/things

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I apologize for not posting for a while, but I’ve been busy, and busy equals news, so here it is: I am going to get the stem cell transplant. In fact, I’m being admitted into the hospital today …