Notes

Are there enough hummus flavors? Maybe one day we’ll know…

Published Oct 22, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I just saw North by Northwest for the first time. We watched most of the movie two nights ago, then finished it the next day, making the ending even more abrupt. 🍿

Published Oct 21, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

If a lumberjack saws wood, and Jack Nicholson is wide awake, does a slumberjack saw wood?

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:10:00 EDT

We in the bald community are honest (admitted: we have no hair), so what made us fully shave our heads; trying to copy Vin Diesel or trying to avoid Rudy Giuliani?

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

Lifehack: Next time someone starts a sentence with, “Be honest…” cut them off with, “No.”

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I have half a huge pumpkin in my freezer. Should I: A) make a pie B) make a soup C) make excuses not to deal with it.

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:10:00 EDT

The world ever get you down? Try getting the world down. Always works. #sarcasm

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

I saw On The Waterfront for the first time the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s good. Also, set in Hoboken! Still, I was surprised how much of the plot revolved around re-routed PATH trains. 🍿

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

“There is nothing more useful than an idiot.” - Dirtbags

Published Oct 18, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

Had a great time at #brooklynjs last night. It’s been a while, but always well worth the trip. @Brooklyn_Js

Published Oct 18, 2019 13:00:00 EDT