Notes

I’m on the bus to NJ for five minutes and I’ve already been misted with a cracked Coors. Home sweet home.

Published Oct 25, 2019 12:08:35 EDT

The phrase, “Sick as a dog,” refers to lynconthropy. The more you know. 🌈

Published Oct 23, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

Are there enough hummus flavors? Maybe one day we’ll know…

Published Oct 22, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I just saw North by Northwest for the first time. We watched most of the movie two nights ago, then finished it the next day, making the ending even more abrupt. 🍿

Published Oct 21, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

If a lumberjack saws wood, and Jack Nicholson is wide awake, does a slumberjack saw wood?

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:10:00 EDT

We in the bald community are honest (admitted: we have no hair), so what made us fully shave our heads; trying to copy Vin Diesel or trying to avoid Rudy Giuliani?

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

Lifehack: Next time someone starts a sentence with, “Be honest…” cut them off with, “No.”

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I have half a huge pumpkin in my freezer. Should I: A) make a pie B) make a soup C) make excuses not to deal with it.

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:10:00 EDT

The world ever get you down? Try getting the world down. Always works. #sarcasm

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

I saw On The Waterfront for the first time the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s good. Also, set in Hoboken! Still, I was surprised how much of the plot revolved around re-routed PATH trains. 🍿

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

“There is nothing more useful than an idiot.” - Dirtbags

Published Oct 18, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

Had a great time at #brooklynjs last night. It’s been a while, but always well worth the trip. @Brooklyn_Js

Published Oct 18, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I’m performing in a short comedic play about new urban legends, called S.O.R.E. Come out Nov 7, 8, 9, 10 at the Tank. https://kutt.it/xTVMKo

Published Oct 18, 2019 07:42:17 EDT

I started tracking the books I read, finish, and abandon, along with any notes I take on them.

https://chrisdeluca.me/book

Published Oct 15, 2019 20:58:07 EDT

“I think, therefor, I scram.” - #ScoobyDoo’s contribution to #philosophy.

Published Oct 11, 2019 09:00:00 EDT

There is no better indicator that someone is dead, than seeing graffiti saying they’re alive.

Published Oct 08, 2019 23:40:03 EDT

Him: Ooh, baby, you’ve got a body like a brick house.
Her: Yeah, well, you’ve got a body like a brick ingredient.

Published Oct 08, 2019 23:29:39 EDT

Black Sabbath is the trembling scream that watched the ’60s die.

Published Oct 08, 2019 22:19:54 EDT

What I’ve been reading this past week https://t.co/Uou1v1s1bS

Published Mar 16, 2019 00:03:25 +0000

My (short) reading picks this past week. Very technical selections this week, so n00bs beware. https://t.co/0gAtCEPEH5

Published Mar 09, 2019 23:14:35 +0000