Notes

I saw #DolomiteIsMyName this weekend and I really enjoyed it. Eddie Murphy is great in it, but can we all agree that Wesley Snipes is a complete assassin? Super fun performance. 🍿

Published Oct 28, 2019 13:19:59 EDT

I just saw Spartacus for the first time. Amazing to think that the same director is responsible for Spartacus, 2001, Dr Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and Cheaper by the Dozen 2 🍿

Published Oct 27, 2019 14:32:40 EDT

It’s fine to have a strong opinion about a profession that’s not your own, and it’s fine to not have a strong grasp of that other profession, but not both.

Published Oct 26, 2019 14:30:33 EDT

I’m on the bus to NJ for five minutes and I’ve already been misted with a cracked Coors. Home sweet home.

Published Oct 25, 2019 12:08:35 EDT

The phrase, “Sick as a dog,” refers to lynconthropy. The more you know. 🌈

Published Oct 23, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

Are there enough hummus flavors? Maybe one day we’ll know…

Published Oct 22, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I just saw North by Northwest for the first time. We watched most of the movie two nights ago, then finished it the next day, making the ending even more abrupt. 🍿

Published Oct 21, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

If a lumberjack saws wood, and Jack Nicholson is wide awake, does a slumberjack saw wood?

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:10:00 EDT

We in the bald community are honest (admitted: we have no hair), so what made us fully shave our heads; trying to copy Vin Diesel or trying to avoid Rudy Giuliani?

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

Lifehack: Next time someone starts a sentence with, “Be honest…” cut them off with, “No.”

Published Oct 20, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I have half a huge pumpkin in my freezer. Should I: A) make a pie B) make a soup C) make excuses not to deal with it.

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:10:00 EDT

The world ever get you down? Try getting the world down. Always works. #sarcasm

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

I saw On The Waterfront for the first time the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s good. Also, set in Hoboken! Still, I was surprised how much of the plot revolved around re-routed PATH trains. 🍿

Published Oct 19, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

“There is nothing more useful than an idiot.” - Dirtbags

Published Oct 18, 2019 13:05:00 EDT

Had a great time at #brooklynjs last night. It’s been a while, but always well worth the trip. @Brooklyn_Js

Published Oct 18, 2019 13:00:00 EDT

I’m performing in a short comedic play about new urban legends, called S.O.R.E. Come out Nov 7, 8, 9, 10 at the Tank. https://kutt.it/xTVMKo

Published Oct 18, 2019 07:42:17 EDT

I started tracking the books I read, finish, and abandon, along with any notes I take on them.

https://chrisdeluca.me/book

Published Oct 15, 2019 20:58:07 EDT

“I think, therefor, I scram.” - #ScoobyDoo’s contribution to #philosophy.

Published Oct 11, 2019 09:00:00 EDT

There is no better indicator that someone is dead, than seeing graffiti saying they’re alive.

Published Oct 08, 2019 23:40:03 EDT

Him: Ooh, baby, you’ve got a body like a brick house.
Her: Yeah, well, you’ve got a body like a brick ingredient.

Published Oct 08, 2019 23:29:39 EDT