I saw #DolomiteIsMyName this weekend and I really enjoyed it. Eddie Murphy is great in it, but can we all agree that Wesley Snipes is a complete assassin? Super fun performance. 🍿
I just saw Spartacus for the first time. Amazing to think that the same director is responsible for Spartacus, 2001, Dr Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and Cheaper by the Dozen 2 🍿
It’s fine to have a strong opinion about a profession that’s not your own, and it’s fine to not have a strong grasp of that other profession, but not both.
I’m on the bus to NJ for five minutes and I’ve already been misted with a cracked Coors. Home sweet home.
The phrase, “Sick as a dog,” refers to lynconthropy. The more you know. 🌈
Are there enough hummus flavors? Maybe one day we’ll know…
I just saw North by Northwest for the first time. We watched most of the movie two nights ago, then finished it the next day, making the ending even more abrupt. 🍿
If a lumberjack saws wood, and Jack Nicholson is wide awake, does a slumberjack saw wood?
We in the bald community are honest (admitted: we have no hair), so what made us fully shave our heads; trying to copy Vin Diesel or trying to avoid Rudy Giuliani?
Lifehack: Next time someone starts a sentence with, “Be honest…” cut them off with, “No.”
I have half a huge pumpkin in my freezer. Should I: A) make a pie B) make a soup C) make excuses not to deal with it.
The world ever get you down? Try getting the world down. Always works. #sarcasm
I saw On The Waterfront for the first time the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s good. Also, set in Hoboken! Still, I was surprised how much of the plot revolved around re-routed PATH trains. 🍿
“There is nothing more useful than an idiot.” - Dirtbags
Had a great time at #brooklynjs last night. It’s been a while, but always well worth the trip. @Brooklyn_Js
I’m performing in a short comedic play about new urban legends, called S.O.R.E. Come out Nov 7, 8, 9, 10 at the Tank. https://kutt.it/xTVMKo
I started tracking the books I read, finish, and abandon, along with any notes I take on them.
“I think, therefor, I scram.” - #ScoobyDoo’s contribution to #philosophy.
There is no better indicator that someone is dead, than seeing graffiti saying they’re alive.
Him: Ooh, baby, you’ve got a body like a brick house.
Her: Yeah, well, you’ve got a body like a brick ingredient.