Are there enough hummus flavors? Maybe one day we’ll know…
I just saw North by Northwest for the first time. We watched most of the movie two nights ago, then finished it the next day, making the ending even more abrupt. 🍿
If a lumberjack saws wood, and Jack Nicholson is wide awake, does a slumberjack saw wood?
We in the bald community are honest (admitted: we have no hair), so what made us fully shave our heads; trying to copy Vin Diesel or trying to avoid Rudy Giuliani?
Lifehack: Next time someone starts a sentence with, “Be honest…” cut them off with, “No.”
I have half a huge pumpkin in my freezer. Should I: A) make a pie B) make a soup C) make excuses not to deal with it.
The world ever get you down? Try getting the world down. Always works. #sarcasm
I saw On The Waterfront for the first time the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s good. Also, set in Hoboken! Still, I was surprised how much of the plot revolved around re-routed PATH trains. 🍿
“There is nothing more useful than an idiot.” - Dirtbags
Had a great time at #brooklynjs last night. It’s been a while, but always well worth the trip. @Brooklyn_Js