I’m on the bus to NJ for five minutes and I’ve already been misted with a cracked Coors. Home sweet home.
The phrase, “Sick as a dog,” refers to lynconthropy. The more you know. 🌈
Are there enough hummus flavors? Maybe one day we’ll know…
I just saw North by Northwest for the first time. We watched most of the movie two nights ago, then finished it the next day, making the ending even more abrupt. 🍿
If a lumberjack saws wood, and Jack Nicholson is wide awake, does a slumberjack saw wood?
We in the bald community are honest (admitted: we have no hair), so what made us fully shave our heads; trying to copy Vin Diesel or trying to avoid Rudy Giuliani?
Lifehack: Next time someone starts a sentence with, “Be honest…” cut them off with, “No.”
I have half a huge pumpkin in my freezer. Should I: A) make a pie B) make a soup C) make excuses not to deal with it.
The world ever get you down? Try getting the world down. Always works. #sarcasm
I saw On The Waterfront for the first time the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s good. Also, set in Hoboken! Still, I was surprised how much of the plot revolved around re-routed PATH trains. 🍿
“There is nothing more useful than an idiot.” - Dirtbags
Had a great time at #brooklynjs last night. It’s been a while, but always well worth the trip. @Brooklyn_Js
I’m performing in a short comedic play about new urban legends, called S.O.R.E. Come out Nov 7, 8, 9, 10 at the Tank. https://kutt.it/xTVMKo
I started tracking the books I read, finish, and abandon, along with any notes I take on them.
“I think, therefor, I scram.” - #ScoobyDoo’s contribution to #philosophy.
There is no better indicator that someone is dead, than seeing graffiti saying they’re alive.
Him: Ooh, baby, you’ve got a body like a brick house.
Her: Yeah, well, you’ve got a body like a brick ingredient.
Black Sabbath is the trembling scream that watched the ’60s die.
What I’ve been reading this past week https://t.co/Uou1v1s1bS
My (short) reading picks this past week. Very technical selections this week, so n00bs beware. https://t.co/0gAtCEPEH5