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You ever sniff your hands? Then wash them? Then sniff them again? And they have a new bad smell? And you go on a rampage trying to find out what went wrong? Neither have I.

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I just saw Raging Bull for the first time. Tough watch. I’ve seen only a handful of Scorsese, and they’re always effecting, but πŸ”₯ take alert, I’m not sure I like them.

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Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since my transplant. My deepest gratitude to family and friends who saw me through, and to my friends at Hackensack UMC who saved my life.

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Magazine photographers have exactly 6 ideas for shooting comedians: 1) Talking into something that’s not a phone like it’s a phone. 2) Striking a glamorous pose while wearing something stupid. 3) Laughing! 4) Making a strained face like they don’t know what’s going on. 5) What is that awful, awful smell? 6) Laughing!

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I was in a public restroom last Sunday. A man comes in, uses the urinal, washes his hands, says, “Aw shit,” then goes into a stall. It made me very happy.

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Just saw The Best Years of Our Lives, which I recommend. Like many movies prior to around 1970, it features a lot of cheery, well-mannered alcoholism. You can get it public domain on archive.org 🍿

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I want a museum called Famous Historical Capes: Taking Back Back Cloth From Superheroes. Their only exhibit is every cape Liberace ever wore.

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I just saw The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie on Amazon Prime. I’d like to like it more. 🍿

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Saw Jojo Rabbit, and it’s fantastic. Hilarious, touching, poignant, hilarious. That’s 3 for 3 for Taika Waititi. Do yourself a favor and go see it. 🍿

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If you pause in the middle of a thought, people will try to fill that moment with themselves.

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