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πŸ“š ✏️ Be Cool

by Elmore Leonard

Started reading on

Finished the book on

Completed in 18 days

While the prose is energetic and engaging, I kept finding myself not giving a shit about what happens next.

A lot of boomer fantasies about the young kids worshiping the same music they did, and in the same way.

Plus, the groan-o-clock trope of women inexplicably throwing themselves at the tough-guy author stand-in protagonist.

Contains the back cover quote gem, “segue from real life to reel life.”

There’s cringe-y passages that attempt to show off racial awareness while also trying to sound hip - like how the kids talk - which ends up sounding like if a robot’s personality was programmed only with a combination of after school specials and Steven Seagal movies.

Alternate title: “Grandpa Farted A Crime Caper”

But, it kept me reading to the end, so I can’t complain. The prose moves, man.