The Pulp Tales of Gwendolyn Gween, P.I.
It’s like if Humphrey Bogart and Tina Fey had a baby. —Stephen Spielberg
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I took a week off from work to join a deep dive study group on machine learning. It was an incredible experience and I want to tell you about what I learned.
Pain and Pleasure
This is not meant to be a take down piece, and I realize I’m not providing any direct solutions. I wouldn’t be writing about Drupal if I didn’t care about it. My hope is that my thoughts will prove useful in a much larger discussion.
Tome of Deadly Pranks
I had written a roundly rejected magic item for a Pathfinder RPG contest some years back, and just stumbled across it again. For those of the game-nerding persuasion, have a look.
My Talk at QueensJS
I had the priviledge of giving a talk at QueensJS last week. QueensJS is a wonderful JavaScript meetup, with a real diverse and welcoming crew of folks attending. I was pretty nervous about doing the presentation; I’ve been on stage a lot before, but this was the first time everything I talked about had to make sense, and, one would hope, be valuble to technical folks. It ended up going fine, and people seemed to enjoy it.
Why I Started Buying Records
I started buying records a few months ago, and I’ve already compiled a large body of imagined insults to my person about why I’d do such a dumb, dusty thing.
Healthcare
This new healthcare overhaul bill in the senate is already deeply unpopular, but for anyone still unconvinced, I’d like to add my own story to the mix.
Basic Premise
I recently saw Titicut Follies, the 1969 documentary film about the harrowing conditions in a Massachusetts prison for the criminally insane. The movie was banned by the state of Massachusetts until it was deemed unconstitutional in the late 80s. One of the subjects is a man who has been transferred from a regular prison to this mental facility. He is very clearly sane, and argues logically in his own defense.
Practical Internet Privacy
Welcome, Internet folks! If you’ve been following along, this is the final post in my three part series on basic Internet security and privacy. In this article, we’re going to get into improving and—just as importantly—understanding Internet privacy.
Grammatical CSS Lists
The Situation ¶ You have a list of items that you need to render with comma separation, and an “and” at the end.
Practical Internet Security
Welcome internet traveler, you’ve found your way to my guide on how to improve your online security. Already feel confident in your security abilities? Then get lost! I don’t need that kind of arrogance around here, especially when I’m trying to sound smart. The rest of you nice, humble people, read on.
Security vs Privacy on the Internet
Update: The next article in this series is now published . Confused about what privacy versus security means in the context of the internet? Haven’t heard these terms before, but are intrigued nonetheless? Not interested in any of this, but are inexplicably still reading? Whatever your deal is, welcome—you’ve found the laypersons guide to all this crap!
Who's on JavaScript?
If you like JavaScript this binding, and the comedy classic Who’s on First?, then is this the mashup for you!
Babadook With Laurie
I recently saw Babadook (No spoilers), a fantastic horror movie that was not only scary, but had a compelling, thought provoking, and grounded story to back up the supernatural.
Mac OS X Lord of the Rings Calendar
A quick, fun tip for Mac and command line users who are fans of The Lord of the Rings;
My Artsy-Fartsy Css Web Experiment
The other day I had some time in between work and an improv show I was doing that night, so to pass the time, I created a simple web experiment in CSS.
D&D 5th Edition First Impressions
I bought the new 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons players handbook. Having thought 4th edition was somewhat akin to the Jar-Jar Binks of D&D, I was excited to be excited by the game again.
Automating Jekyll Post Creation
Jekyll is a tool for static site generation, and it’s what powers Github pages , both of which generate and host this site, respectively.
Finding Shit in a New Code Base
When a developer moves to a new company, one of the biggest transitions is adapting to the new code base. While most companies will be understanding of newcomers making their way into the rigorous complexities of unknown machine-speak, that slack isn’t limitless, and it’s important to understand the code quickly. It is, after all, the point of the developer’s employment.
Second Birthday
Well this news is already more than two weeks old, but here it is nonetheless!