Chris DeLuca

I haven’t worn dress shoes in a while. Inside the pair I was about to put on, I found a packet of Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard. Truly deranged.

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I spent the day alone walking around New York City. I got a burger at a diner, bought a bunch of books at the The Strand, and saw Scream VI. Everything was glorious.

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🍿 I just learned that I’ve seen 17 Cate Blanchett movies, which is 18% of the amount of films she’s made. I don’t know what to do with that, but there it is.

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🍿 I saw Cocaine Bear last week in theaters, and it was joyous, grind-house, B-movie fun. I see so many reviews miss the point: it’s not Citizen Kane, it’s Citizen Toxie.

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🐈 As an exorcise, I’ve been trying to curse less. This morning, out of nowhere, our cat Rocco sunk his nails into my ass. There goes that exorcise.

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Images in my micro posts aren’t loading properly in micro.blog. The problem is also present in NetNewsWire, so something is clearly off on my end.

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πŸ’¬ I don’t want my furniture to dominate the room: I want to dominate the room.β€”The love of my life, Laurie Berenhaus

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